{"id":60,"date":"2014-06-08T23:06:48","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T05:06:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krezzkaravan.com\/magazine\/?page_id=60"},"modified":"2014-06-19T21:14:56","modified_gmt":"2014-06-20T03:14:56","slug":"a-saturday-well-spent","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.krezzkaravan.com\/magazine\/fan-stories\/a-saturday-well-spent\/","title":{"rendered":"A Saturday Well Spent"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"edit64\"<\/a>Story by Roo Fursworth<\/strong><\/p>\n

DISCLAIMER:<\/strong> All characters and situations appearing in this work are fictitious, and are intended for mature audiences only. If you are not a legal adult, or it is illegal for you to read about adult situations, then you may not read futher. All characters belong to their respective owners. This story is not to be reproduced, copied, or otherwise published anywhere, in any way shape or form, without the express permission of the author.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

A while ago\u2026 well, just before the trip the guys had away I spent a day with Paige and Ed you know\u2026 a guys day out.
\nAnyway the whole point was to get away from the girls, not that we don’t spending time with them, but oddly enough after a while they all fall into the same heat cycle and we do our best but the lads need some rest! So we’re having a day.<\/div>\n
Not really knowing Pouncefield at this stage I left it to Ed and Paige to decide where we went, as it turned out Paiges dad had a boat so after a long \u201chow to\u201d talk with the old guy we went down to the harbor and checked it out.<\/div>\n
\u201cSo what are we looking at here?\u201d asked Ed, looking a bit puzzled at the weathered boat bobbing in the water.<\/div>\n

\u201cA boat silly!\u201d chuckled Paige
\n\u201cI KNOW it’s a boat, but how’s it work?\u201d
\n\u201cSimple, I just put the key in and\u2026oh, well I guess its bust\u201d Paige flustered turning the key
\n\u201cLets have a look\u201d I said ducking under the control panel \u201cPass me the multitool from my backpack would ya?\u201d I asked from underneath
\nAfter a short rummage someone passed it to me, dunno who I could see see? xD anyways it turned out there was a loose wire or two and one wire was rotted through so I had to patch it from another wire\u2026 a bit of a botch job really, but I turned the key anyway and sure enough she fired up, spluttering a cloud of smoke before her engine ticked over nicely.
\n\u201cheh easy when you know how!\u201d I beamed
\n\u201cNice work!\u201d congratulated Ed
\n\u201cWell\u2026 I knew it was that, I coulda fixed it\u201d laughed Paige taking his place at the boats wheel, checking everything just how his ol man taught him.
\nIt was about 10am but the time we weighed anchor and we chugged our little craft out to sea, lorf know how far we went\u2026 we could still see the coast thought, Mr. Dingo told us not to go too far.
\nAnyways we stopped the boat in a quiet spot and all cast our lines, I myself am not really I fisher\u2026 but it was nice, after a while we got bored of the silence and flashed up the radio the band that were on \u201cThe Power of Yiff\u201d had visited Pouncefield a short while ago\u2026 according to Paige anyway! So I wasn’t too sure how true that was, DP liked to pull the odd leg heh.
\nAfter snaffling all the PB and J sammiches my mom had packed for us we raided the onboard fridge, sure enough there were a few tins of beer in there along with a bottle of rum (all sailors drink rum, heh apparently) so bored with the fishing we attacked the rum\u2026 playing drinking games for shots\u2026 a round of strip poker, which I think Paige lost on purpose\u2026 an excuse to get naked I think.
\nMe and Ed gave the drongo dingo some stick for drinking water between his shots\u2026 his excuse was \u201cknowing\u201d how to drink or summit!
\n\u201cED! I have a question for yous\u201d I slurred after losing a game of fuzzy duck
\n\u201coh myah?\u201d said Ed trying to fit his tail in a shot glass
\n\u201cdo yooou\u2026 uh\u2026 you like guys right?\u201d
\nAt this point the pretty much sober Paige bursts out laughing, so much so he’s doubled over
\n\u201cWhat!? No! what the heck gave you that idea?\u201d chuckled Ed
\n\u201cIts jus\u2026 like I never hear you talking bout girls n stuff, let alone see yas with one\u201d
\n\u201cAs a matter of fact oh all knowing Roo, I have a girlfriend\u2026 heh she’s away on holiday\u201d
\n\u201cAhhh I see! Right right, heh good! Here’s me thinking you fancied me too! Aww shame\u201d I joked dealing the cards again
\n\u201cI got a game for ya!\u201d says Paige recovering for his gigglefit \u201clike a race\u201d
\n\u201cI don’t think I could manage a run right now\u201d said Ed giving up on his tail fitting in the glass
\n\u201cOh its not a run\u2026 we paw off over the side of the boat and whoever shoots first wins, loser has to down the last of the rum\u201d instructs Paige
\nIm looking at this bottle, so far it seemed never ending there’s about three good gulps left in it.
\n\u201cyea screw it, I’m game\u201d I say standing
\nSo we line up with our wangs out, completely in the fur each of us pawing off\u2026 I’m sure you don’t need a running commentary of that!
\nAnyways I’m sad to report boys and girls I lost! Ed won with Paige a close second\u2026 now I know why he’s nicknamed \u201cFirehose\u201d heh eww!
\n\u201cAnd Roo are outta here!\u201d cheered Ed
\n\u201cMyah down the rum, argh like a real sailor\u201d says Paige
\nSo I grab this bottle I’m looking at it\u2026 \u201cdon’t pirates say argh?\u201d I tease
\n\u201cWhatever jus drink it\u201d laughs Ed
\n\u201cAlright alright 3..2\u20261\u201d I close my eyes a gulp it down, not a good idea\u2026 all I could manage was \u201cWhat’s that smell?\u201d before I was out for the count.
\n(Pieced together from after we got home)<\/p>\n

\u201cHa! Pricless!\u201d Said Paige as he picked me up from the deck, lying me on my back rather than my face.
\n\u201cHey Paige\u2026 what IS that smell?\u201d asked Ed sniffing
\n\u201cOh that? Smells like burning plastic\u201d Paige said sitting in a deckchair
\n\u201cWhat?! But Paige\u2026 we’re out at sea!\u201d
\n\u201chmm? Holy feck you’re right!\u201d Paige gasped jumping up
\n\u201cIt’s the panel! Look there its smoking!\u201d
\nNow what happens next was totally unbelievable\u2026 I needed telling twice, all of Paige’s insanity and crazyness went out the port hole and he took control\u2026 calmly starting the boat and powering it ashore as fast as it would go.
\nEd told me there was smoke everywhere and flames licking out and everything.
\nI awoke heavy headed on Poucefield Bay beach with Ed’s grinning face beaming at me.
\n\u201cWe’re lucky to be alive mate\u201d said the grinning fox
\n\u201chuh? We’re what? How’d I get here?\u201d where’s my gear? Clothes and that?\u201d
\n\u201coh on the boat\u201d said Paige from behind me
\nI sit up \u201cwhy are you two still undressed?\u201d
\nTHEN I get told the tale of Paige, along with the beach crash.. and the part where I get dragged\u2026 still sleeping mind you out of the burning shipwreck and then the part when the boat goes boom along with our clothes.
\nSo there we are, all bolloky buff in front of Paige’s dad after we had to streak home\u2026 I just know we were seen, how we’ll live it down I don’t know.
\n\u201cSo the boats gone?\u201d asks Mr. Dingo
\nWe all nod, waiting for the yelling and punishment.
\n\u201cyaaahooo!\u201d cheers the ol guy \u201cdo you kids know how much that ol tub was insured for?\u201d beamed MR. Dingo.
\nAll in shock we just stood there.
\n\u201cwell it was a LOT! Now I can get a new one! Heh you three did me a favour!\u201d<\/p>\n

So we got away with it.. and MR. Dingo takes us out in the SS Dingo every Sunday, but I’ll never forget that Saturday\u2026 even Paige isn’t as mad as we all thought\u2026 and as it turned out Eds got a girl! Who I still haven’t met\u2026 heh I wonder if it was a blag?<\/p>\n

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